Tuesday, April 3, 2018

The Problem with Doomer Fiction

I'm a huge fan of Doomer Fiction. 

Well, mostly.

Sometimes, though, it's depressing, because it feels like most of the authors of this genre don't have much faith in their fellow man.  Most of the time in these novels the central plot involves a lot of people being really awful to each other.

I guess my experience is different.  Not that I've lived through TEOTWAWKI, but that, in an emergency situation, I've found people to be kind and helpful more often than people who are self-serving individualists.

I also believe that everyone has something to bring to the table.  We just don't always know what that thing is until we start to ask.  I mean, that person may not even know what he/she has until WE tell him/her.  

For example imagine that it is a TEOTWAWKI situation, and you have this neighbor you know by name, but you're not close.  Your lives run down different paths.  Her house looks like something out of the magazine Better Homes & Gardens.  All summer long, while you're breaking your back out in the woods gathering fuel to heat your home during the winter, she's vacationing in Aruba, or she's hanging out down at the beach - a place you never have time to go, because when you aren't working your soul-sucking 9 to 5 job, you're raising food or gathering firewood.   

She doesn't even do her own yard work.  During the summer, some guy stops by once a week to mow her lawn and weed her landscaping, none of which is edible.  She was, at least, accommodating when you asked her to switch her landscaper to someone who didn't use poisons that would waft over into your organic garden.  Probably, the fresh peach pie from your fruit tree helped to convince her.  She's not unreasonable - mostly. 

But she did make some disparaging remarks about your clothesline making the neighborhood look like an Irish slum, and that really nasty letter she wrote about your chicken coop being an eyesore and giving you three weeks to spruce up or she would go to the town, is still, kind of, stuck in your craw.

Then, the SHTF, and she's over at YOUR house asking for YOUR wood and YOUR supplies.  And acting as if YOU should help her, because .... Well, because you're neighbors. 

YOU know that the shit has hit the fan.  She doesn't know it, and she's acting like a little brat, because her house is cold and her power is out.

Do you tell her to go home and huddle in her cold, dark house, because you think she's pretty useless and she has nothing of value to offer?

Or do you invite her into your warm home (because you have a woodstove and fuel for it), give her a cup of coffee (because you gave up an electric coffee pot YEARS ago in favor of a French Press - which makes better coffee anyway - and with the woodstove you have a constant supply of hot water), explain what you believe is happening (because you've kept abreast of the latest news and know that the rest of the world is pretty well sick of us arrogant Americans), and ask her to tell you a little about her life?

It's possible that she grew up on an island and helped her father build their off-grid house.  It's possible that she visited Costa Rica as a youth missionary and learned to make sandals out of old tires.  It's possible that her hand sewn stitches are straighter and neater than a machine stitch, because she learned to do cross stitch and embroidery as a child as a way to cope with a neglectful mother and an alcoholic father.

Those are some pretty valuable skills.  Without machines to sew clothes, for instance, we'll need to be able to sew by hand.  It's a tedious task, and if it's not done properly, clothes fall apart.  Someone who can sit for hours hand stitching a flower on a napkin as an ornament, can surely piece together a pair of pants or a nice dress shirt.  She might even have some really nice sheets in that fancy-smancy house that she would be willing to use to make said shirt - which she'd happily make for you in exchange for some firewood and a jar of peaches.  

But if you slam your door shut, you'll never know these things, and maybe you can't see the immediate value of what she has to bring to the table, but when/if the shit-hits-the-fan for real, we can't possibly know what skills will be valuable.  If we end up in a powered-down world, people who can sew will be valuable.  

It's not just about food.

But what if it is all about food?

You have no idea what treasures might be hiding in her kitchen.  For instance, maybe she's a food snob and gourmet chef who only eats organic vegetables.  She has a massive spice cabinet that includes a lot of salt (are you getting it yet?) and several dozen varieties of fancy vinegars (light bulb, yet?).   She has an impressive wine cellar in her basement.  Originally, she was doing to have it climate controlled with electricity, but her contractor talked her into building it so that it took advantage of the natural temperature and humidity controls underground. 

Do you see what I'm saying?  SHE has a real, suburban ROOT CELLAR!  That's got to be worth something, right?

Plus, she a food snob, and so she has a refrigerator full of organic vegetables.  

You could help her save those vegetables from total ruin by teaching her to ferment.  And then, you could save the seeds so that, in the spring, you would all be able to plant MORE food, from ORGANIC seeds (which means the seeds will most likely NOT be sterile).

See, I know, as  Preppers, we have these fantasies about how prepared we are.  We think we have  covered all of our bases, but there's a really good chance that there's something we're missing, and you know why? Because none of us have ever been completely self-sufficient.  

None of us have.

And so we can be as prepared as we can be, but there is no single Prepper I know who doesn't find some weak spot in his/her preps every time there's a power outage or other event.

The fact is that, most of the time, we don't have to worry about it, because we know the emergency is short-term, and we can run to the store to get that milk or that replacement pair of jeans or a new pair of glasses.

But if we can't, then we will be forced to be dependent on people we may think are useless.
And that's what I hate about Doomer Fiction - the cavalier way that the characters, who believe themselves superior to their neighbors, because they've prepped and their neighbors haven't, can just dismiss other people.

I don't believe anyone is totally useless.  At very least, even if they don't have a lot of food or any stored water, they will have other stuff that can be valuable to the group.  If we just dismiss them out of hand, we could be digging our own graves.

I guess I just feel like, if the shit ever really does hit the fan, that it will be an amazing opportunity for us to build community and to teach and learn the skills we need to survive.  Maybe between all of us, if we're willing to share what we have with each other, we can build a life.  

In essence, as a group, we won't Just Survive.  We'll Thrive!

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Heating with Wood Q&A

Fellow blogger, Mavis Butterfield, is moving to New England. 

Having lived in the Pacific Northwest for a while now, Mavis had some questions about heating during the winter.  She states that when she was looking for her new home here on the right coast, she made sure to find a place that already had a wood stove, or that at least had a chimney that would allow for the installation of a wood stove.  Smart girl.  Honestly, I can't imagine living here without a wood stove.  I know people do it, but I don't know how.

Since New England gets a lot colder than over there on the other side of the continent during the winter, she had a few questions about heating with wood.  As a decade-long veteran of heating and living with wood heat, I (naturally) had some answers.

Mavis:  Is it really practical to heat an entire home with wood heat?Surviving the Suburbs (STS):  We have been heating our home, exclusively, with wood for ten years. I say exclusively with the caveat that we do have a forced hot (ha!) air oil burning furnace, and over that 10 year period, when it has gotten extremely cold (double digits below zero) at night, the furnace has kicked on a few times, but we keep the furnace at its lowest setting (50°), and haven’t had an oil delivery since 2008. And it has to be REALLY cold for the house to cool off enough for the furnace to kick-on. The ONLY time it comes on is in the middle of the night when the fire burns too low and we’re asleep.
Mavis:  I’m assuming we’ll need some sort of steamer/humidifier to place on top of the wood stove. Can you recommend one?
STS:  We have never used any sort of steamer or humidifier in our house. We do keep a kettle of water on the wood stove for making coffee and tea, and I don’t have a clothes dryer. We hang our wet clothes on a drying rack, which probably adds humidity to the air.
Mavis:  Do I need some sort of fan to circulate the heat?
STS:  We do not have a fan. I suppose this would depend on the layout of your house. We have a single- story house with a, kind of, open floor plan. Some rooms are cooler than others, especially if doors are left closed.
Mavis:  How about a tea kettle? I have visions of heating my water for my afternoon cuppa on the wood stove. Do you do this? Do I need a special kettle? Do you have any tips I should know about?
STS:  We just have a regular old metal tea kettle. I also do a lot of cooking of soups and stews and things other people would put in a crockpot (I don’t have a crockpot). I use my dutch oven filled with whatever I’m going to cook. The key is to ensure that there’s plenty of liquid … I guess, just like with a crock pot. We also fry foods in the cast iron skillet on the wood stove, and I toast bread or make flat bread right on the surface of the wood stove.
Mavis:  How many cords of wood do you think someone in the NE would need during a typical winter? 
STS: We use 5 to 7 cords of mixed hard and soft woods (lots of pine up here in Maine). We have a 1500 sq ft house.
Mavis:  We plan on buying our first winter’s worth of wood, but hoping to harvest our own in later years. What kind of wood should we be buying/looking for? 
STS:  Most people will tell you to buy only hardwood. We burn a mix of hard and soft woods. Hardwood is best for night time, as it burns slow. The soft woods burn hotter and faster, and we like that for during the day, when we’re home, and for cooking, as the stove gets much hotter much faster. Whatever you get, the most important thing is to make sure it is well seasoned. Hardwood needs a good year to season. So, an oak that was cut down in April is probably not ready to burn by winter. If you decide to burn pine, which most people advise against, because of “creosote” concerns and chimney fires, the pine is well seasoned in less than six months. Any green wood can cause creosote build-up, which can result in a chimney fire. Just make sure your wood is well seasoned. Seasoned wood isn’t as heavy had green wood.
Mavis: What is a fair price for a cord of seasoned, cut firewood these days? 
STS:  So, it's been a while since we purchased cordwood, but from what I remember, here, a delivery of split wood will cost $200 a cord (minimum) during the spring and summer. Sometimes you’ll tell them you want seasoned wood, but what they deliver is not what you ordered. In the winter, you’ll pay $300 for a cord of green wood. If you can cut and split it yourself, you can get tree-sized logs delivered for half that price. Pro Tip: Find a tree service and inquire about removing tree trimmings. Sometimes you can get free wood that way, but you have to cut it to length and split it. My husband has a chainsaw and we bought a manual woodsplitter, which is easy to use (although time-consuming) and doesn’t require any gasoline.
After having spent the last decade with wood heat, and having survived several day-long power outages, during which we stayed comfortable and warm and were able to cook and heat up water for baths and other cleaning, I wouldn’t live without a wood stove. In fact, the power outages turned out to be a lot like regular days, because we didn't have to change a lot.  
Having a wood stove has allowed us to save a great deal of money on heating costs (we have been getting free firewood from a family member’s wood lot for the last few years). We also save money on electricity by cooking on the wood stove. And the warmth of the wood stove and the ambiance of the flames … there’s just nothing like it. I love my wood stove. I can’t imagine life without it.
Thanks for asking the questions, Mavis ;).  

Monday, February 26, 2018

Store More Than You Think You'll Need

A few years ago, Deus Ex Machina and I watched the historical reenactment reality television series Frontier House.

The useful thing - for Preppers - about this sort of show is that it can give us an idea of ways we can make our lives more low-impact and less dependent.  Back in those days, for instance, there were no grocery stores to fall back on.  There was no heating oil truck to deliver one's winter's supply of heating fuel.  There was no electricity to provide lighting for evening tasks or Yankee Candle in the mall.  There was no mall.

Given people's attitudes when the electricity is interrupted during bad weather, it's kind of amazing that humans managed to survive without modern amenities.

But we did.

These days, though, we really don't have much of a clue as to what it takes to really survive for the long haul without all of those safety nets.

As I've mentioned, probably a billion times, we heat with wood.  The last heating oil delivery we had was almost ten years ago - in the early spring 2008.  There have been times over the years when the night-time temperatures plummeted and the furnace (set at its lowest setting - 50°) kicked on in the middle of that cold, COLD night.  This year was the first year that the furnace never kicked on.  In fact, I'm not sure the furnace even works anymore, although the oil tank reads that there's still a little oil in there.

Two years ago, we were very fortunate when a family member allowed us access to his property to harvest our wood supply - for free.  So, while in the previous years, we spent a lot of our summers finding free wood on Craigslist, and such, from people who had, what they believed to be, a substantial amount of firewood, but which, almost invariably, ended up being, maybe, a week's worth of heat for us, we also ended up having to purchase a cord here or a cord there.  This year, we didn't buy any.

In fact, luckily for us, we also harvested enough of what Deus Ex Machina calls "early season wood" to do our sugaring.  The early season stuff is mostly dead fall - branches or standing dead wood, little saplings that were competed out and died still standing.  We still have a third of what we originally harvested - enough to boil another quart or two of maple sap to syrup.

The thing is, though, that we're nearly out of wood.  We may have enough to get us through the rest of the cold days, but we'll be cutting it close.

Back to that documentary ... when those families were out in that wilderness, their goal was to discover how it would have been to live on the Montana Frontier - basically, without any help.  They, also, heated (and cooked) with wood, and the experts told them that whenever they had any free time, they should be chopping wood - that the amount of wood they would need for heating and cooking through the winter would be more than they could imagine.  It might look like a lot - all stacked neat in perfect cords at the end of the summer, but they would be surprised at how fast it went when it was too snowy to get more.

Last fall, when we were still harvesting our winter supply, one bright, sunny day, Deus Ex Machina and I were out in the yard stacking and splitting wood.  A stranger walked up to us and expressed his awe at how much wood we had.  We mentioned that we heated with wood.  To which he replied, "You won't use all of that, though?"

Well, actually, yes, depending on how cold it gets, we'll use nearly every stick of that impressive amount of heating fuel, and unfortunately, maybe even a little more.  Finding dry firewood in February ... yeah, not happening.

It's interesting, to me, how little we modern folk understand of how much it takes to keep us alive and comfortable.

Deus Ex Machina knows.  And this summer, when he's pushing me and the girls to work harder at harvesting our winter fuel supply, I'll try to remember that it always takes more than we think it will.  Better to have too much than too little.

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Pickles, Syrup, and Pot Pie

I did something today that I don't normally do.  Today, I made pickles.

I really love to eat pickles - especially this time of year, but really, any time.  My favorite pickles are sour pickles, which are fermented and usually cucumber.  I REALLY love hot dilly beans.  I also adore pickled beets, both sweet and spicy.  I've even pickled garlic, which is pretty awesome.  A friend gave me some pickled carrots once.  I didn't know if I'd like them.  I did.

And pickled eggs!  Those are SO good.  I love to pickle eggs in leftover pickled beet juice, because pink eggs.  Right?  So yummy for both the eyes and the palate.

I make a lot of pickles.  In fact, if I can pickle it, I will.  It's one of my favorite preservation methods.  Over the years I've amassed a great many books on fermenting and pickling.  Making pickles is not the unusual part,
The unusual part about today's activity, at least for me, is that I don't normally make pickles this time of year.  The only thing I can this time of year is syrup, and today, I did that, too.

Yesterday was our first boil of the season.  We ended up with two pint jars of sweet, amber syrup.  We're hoping that we get at least six times that much.  Last year, we only boiled once.  It was a bad sugaring year. 

Given the amount of work and time involved, and the fact that each year we've ended up with less and less of this ambrosia, for us, the maple syrup is like gold.  It's precious, and we do everything we can to make sure that it will last.

As such, after we boil the sap to syrup and filter it into a jar, we water bath the jars to ensure that they seal properly.  With only two pints, what we would have is a lot of energy and a lot of water used just to seal those two jars.

Several weeks ago, we visited the winter store at a local farm.  During the winter, they have, mostly, long storage crops, like carrots and onions, and of course, I picked up some of both that day.  The carrots were a mix of different colored carrots, mostly purple.  I bought 10 lbs.

Unfortunately, I found that I don't like adding the purple carrots to stews and stir-fries.  Purple carrots are a little like beets.  I'm typing this with purple-stained hands from cutting up 3 lbs of purple carrots.  When they're used in cooking, they color the food.  Purple beef stew was a bit much for my aesthetic enjoyment.

So, I had all of these purple carrots, and while carrots store well in the refrigerator, they don't last forever.  I decided I would make some pickled carrots (I used this recipe), and then, I would water bath the carrots and the maple syrup at the same time.

Today, I made pickled carrots ... and then, I made a chicken pot pie with leftover stew from last night's dinner, which is something else I love.  Unfortunately, when we stopped eating wheat, I also stopped making pies, because gluten-free flour doesn't work as well as wheat flour - for me - when making pastry doughs.  For the crust, I used a biscuit recipe and just made it as thin as I could.  It's crumbly, like any baked good that is made with gluten-free flour, but it was tasty ... and just what I wanted.

Pickles.  Syrup.  Pot pie. 

It was a good day. 


Monday, February 12, 2018

Surviving Emergencies

Yep.  That's a picture of a newspaper article.

I was out and about the other day running a few errands while my daughters had dance class.  We've changed dance schools this year.

Long story.

Not going to share it.

The gist is that we're closer to home - so less driving, less wear-and-tear on the car, and less gasoline (yay!) - but also that their dance schedule has changed.  So, instead of three days of dancing for three to six consecutive hours, they dance four days a week, but two of those days they only have one hour-long class.  It doesn't make sense to drop them off, drive back home, and then, essentially, turn around and go back.

So, I hang-out, and when I can, I combine trips to the dance school with other errands, like going to the post office.

That's what I was doing on the day I found that article.  I was at the post office, and on the way out, I noted the time.  I still had forty-five minutes to wait.  Luckily, for me, there was a box of free newspapers and so I grabbed one to give myself something to read while I waited.

The paper is the Portland Phoenix.  It's a community-based paper, mostly full of news about the Art Scene in Portland, Maine.  I guess they have a bit of a reputation of being, kind of, edgy.

Even so, to be quite honest, I never expect to see articles, like that one, in newspapers - even the "rags", that aren't specific to us prepper types.  I certainly never expected to see an article, like that one, in a mainstream, edgy newspaper.

Unfortunately, those who live in Hawaii, recently, had a real-life half-hour-of-terror after a warning about an impeding Nuclear bomb was accidentally released to the masses.  For a half hour, Hawaii's residents scrambled to get ready for a bomb they thought was on its way.  It was a mistake, and not quickly enough, the public learned there was not bomb, but for those thirty-eight minutes ....

It's hard to know what one would do in that situation, which is why preparedness is so important.

The good news, as I discovered in the article, is that there are, in fact, bomb shelters near me.

The bad news is that traffic in that area is bad on a good day, which means there's little chance that I'll be trying to buy my way in with my stored water and home-canned goodies - all in carcinogenic-free glass jars.

I would definitely be bugging in at my house.  Since I will be bugging in, in the event of a nuclear blast, what can I do to protect myself, my family, and our livestock?

According to FEMA, we should:

1. Get underground, if possible.  If not, go to an inner room or a room with thick walls.

We have one inner room in our house that has a single, north-facing window.  Our best defense would be to put our king-sized mattress in front of those windows, and then, using duct-tape and plastic, seal all of the doors going into other rooms.

2.  Have a plan for how to contact loved ones.  Cell phones will, likely, be useless.

3.  As always, before the emergency, have a few supplies on hand that will allow you to hunker in place for at least forty-eight hours.

There are no recommendations for supplies that are specifically for surviving Nuclear fall-out, but a general list of emergency supplies as recommended by FEMA includes:

1.  One gallon of water per person per day for three days.
2.  Three days of food, per person.
3.  Battery operated or hand-crank radio, and extra batteries.
4.  Flashlight and extra batteries.
5.  First-aid kit.
6.  Whistle to signal for help.
7.  Dust mask to filter contaminated air; plastic sheeting and duct tape to seal off rooms.
8.  Baby wipes and garbage bags (for personal hygiene, as there may not be water for cleaning).
9.  Tools to turn off utilities.
10.  Local area maps.

The following supplies are also recommended: 

11.  Prescription medications and glasses.
12.  Extra supplies for babies and feminine hygiene products, if applicable.
13.  Pet food and extra water.
14.  Important documents in a waterproof and portable container.
15.  Cash or Traveler's checks.
16.  A good first-aid book and other emergency reference materials.
17.  Water purification, like standard household chlorine bleach.
18.  Matches in a waterproof container.
19.  Disposable plates and eating utensils, in case dishes can't be washed.
20.  Games, books, puzzles, and other activities to keep oneself entertained.

For us Preppers, that's the short list.  We have all of those things, and a whole lot more, generally.

In all of the years that I've been prepping, the threat of Nuclear War has always been way down on my list of possible scenarios, but I suppose the recent events in Hawaii, plus some blustery political posturing, have me reconsidering that threat.  I still think it's far-fetched, but it pays to consider it a possibility - even a very remote one.

The point of prepping is not to fear-monger and get us all terrified and on a frenzy to buy a bunch of stuff so that we're ready, but rather to empower us by giving us the tools and skills to handle whatever may happen.

Puerto Rico is still without power on much of the island.  According to this article, there was an explosion at one of their power plants.   My guess is that the folks on Puerto Rico must have been pretty prepared, because they're still there, and while it's not easy, they're still surviving.  Some may even be living.

My guess is that the rest of us will learn a lot from those who survived Hurricane Irma and its aftermath.

And that the people in Hawaii aren't taking the threat of a nuclear bomb as cavalierly as they might once have.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

The Randomness of my World

I just finished reading Agenda 21.  I won't give it a full review.  I will say that it was clearly a book with an agenda (ha! ha!).  The goal of the book was to draw attention to the UN initiative (called Agenda 21) that will substantially limit individual freedoms, especially with regard to private ownership of land.

Then, FB gave me this gem. 

Not all of it is true.  Permission means that we are required to be given consent to act.  Many of the items on that list require no consent.  

For example, here in Maine, I am still able to own land (not without government involvement, which isn't the same as granting permission.  If I have the money to pay for it, I can call it mine), and with only a few exceptions, I can do what I want with my land.  

I can drive my unregistered car as an unlicensed driver on my own property - without permission.  I just can't drive an unregistered, uninsured car as an unlicensed driver on government-built roads.  That's fair.  

If I own enough of it, I can hunt on my land without a license.  If I hunt with a bow, I don't even have to tell anyone that I'm hunting.  It's no one's business.  Likewise, if I have a stocked pond on my land, I can go fishing ... without a license.   If I'm not, yet, 16, I don't even need a pond to fish without a license.

Depending on the business and where it is located, one does not need permission.  I owned and operated a virtual office service for eighteen years.  I didn't need a license.  

I have never asked for nor been given permission to cross the road.

I do not need permission to collect rainwater.

The fact is that we don't need "permission" for several of the items listed.  Like getting married.  In order to have one's "marriage" recognized by the State for the purposes of filing taxes, receiving social security for dependents, or being eligible for spousal employer benefits, we need to file a legal document called a marriage license, but I can live with someone, in the way that a husband and wife live together (share a house and a bed, have children, adopt dogs, grocery shop together, and essentially build a life as a couple), and it's not illegal.  I won't go to jail.  So, in that respect, I don't need permission.  I only need a license when it comes to receiving support and benefits from the government.  I'm completely free to not accept those benefits and completely free to live with anyone I wish as that person's "wife."  In fact, in some States, the permission thing is so *not* needed that if one can prove that one lived with another person for a specified period of time as a spouse, there's no marriage ceremony or license required.  It's called "Common Law Marriage."  

Memes like the one pictured might be helpful to point out that the government is pretty pervasive and invasive in our lives, but there's also some degree of fear-mongering propaganda - which is not usually very useful.

We have a great deal of freedom, but with that freedom also comes responsibility.  We can't demand that we be allowed to do what we wish, but then require that the government fix it for us when things go bad. We don't get it both ways.

The Maine legislature introduced a bill to prohibit any laws being passed, here in Maine, that supported the Agenda 21 initiative.  That's interesting. 


Today, here in the US, millions of people will be watching a football game.  I've been asked several times this week about my intentions regarding the game.  I actually thought it had already been played.  Isn't the Super Bowl on Thanksgiving weekend?  Apparently, not.

Twice this weekend, when someone asked me about watching something, I was able to give my stock answer, "I don't have a television."  

I've read dozens of articles recently about how millennials are getting rid of their cable bills and their televisions, and I have so many regular readers who've been TV-Free longer than I have.  So it still surprises me when people are surprised that I don't have a television.

Like this:

Guy:  Hey did you see that commercial with the guy that looks like your husband?
Me:  I don't have a television.
Guy (visibly shaken):  You ... don't have a TV?  How ...?  What ...?  I don't have cable, but I couldn't ... no TV?
Me:  I have Netflix ... and Amazon Prime.  It's not like I live in a cave.

And then:

Guy:  So are you ready for the Super Bowl?
Me:  I don't have a television.
Guy:  *stunned silence*

I sure know how to kill a conversation.  


I was reading an article this morning about a kid in Puerto Rico who started a campaign to provide solar lighting to people who are still without electricity after Hurricane Harvey last fall.  

 My first thought is that it's a cool thing this kid is doing.

But ....

When we had our very-short-by-comparison, power outage last year, my area of least preparedness turned out to be lighting.  I fixed that.  We have all sorts of solar lights, now, and solar chargers for our electronics.  

And I was annoyed that it is so important to us to have lights.  

My second reaction is to be disappointed with the tone of the article, which implies that people can't survive without electricity.

Millions of years of human evolution.  Less than two centuries of having electricity.  How did we grow so weak that we can't survive without lights at night time and access to ice cream whenever we want it?    

The reality is that they have survived - for FOUR months - without electricity.  They've survived.  They're living.

I hope one of the "survivors" will write a book ... or at least a few great articles ... about how to survive for the long-haul after a major disaster.


I found this book at the library.   For those who don't want to click-through to the Amazon link, it's called "Warnings: Finding Cassandras to Stop Catastrophes."   The story of Cassandra is that she was both gifted with the ability to see into the future and know what would happen, but she was cursed with the inability to get people to listen to her.  So, she was a prophet to which no one cared to listen, and her warnings went unheeded.

The authors of the linked book state that we have modern Cassandras.  People who know what is about to happen, but fail to convince the masses about what's coming, and it's always too late.  

The book is divided into two sections.  Section One discusses the catastrophes in the past that could have been avoided, if we had listened to our Cassandra.

Section two outlines the possible events in our near future and the Cassandras who are trying to warn us.  This is the section I'm most interested in reading.  What does this author believe are the REAL threats to our safety and personal freedom?  A quick scan of the table of contents was interesting.  Anthrax and AIs are two of the first topics. 


It's a rainy, cold day here in Maine.  I'm slow-cooking a pork roast in the Dutch Oven on the top of the wood stove.  When it's done, I may make it into pulled pork sandwiches.

Deus Ex Machina and I split some wood earlier, and he's now a nap in the wing-backed chair.  I hear music practice from somewhere in my house.  It's a lazy afternoon.

I'll bet pulled pork sandwiches are considered Super Bowl food.  

Five Ways to Get Out of the Plastic Habit

I've been working on reducing the amount of plastic we depend on in our daily lives for a long time.  It's a process, because plastic is pervasive in our culture.  It's in everything.  The keyboard I'm typing on has plastic keys.  Nearly everything that comes in the mail is packaged in plastic.  Most of the items in the grocery store are, at least, partially, wrapped in plastic.

So, while I would love nothing more than to completely eliminate using all plastic, ever, it's not a cold-turkey kind of thing. Sometimes, we have to pick our battles and make the choice that does the least harm, because all of the choices do some harm.

And sometimes, we have to start with one thing, make it a habit, and then, pick the next thing.

That's what this article is about - showing you what we did to get the plastic out.

1.  Cloth is Reusable

Many years ago when my youngest was still a baby, we helped organize a Spiral Scouts troop in our homeschool community.  For those, who don't know, Spiral Scouts offers an alternative to the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts that is co-ed.  Its earth-centric ideology appealed to us and most of the badges were focused on living more lightly on the earth.

One of my family's personal badge projects was to make reusable cloth bags to take to the grocery store instead of using the plastic bags provided at the store ("Paper or plastic?"  You know?).  Just so that you can understand how long ago this was, the grocery store wasn't selling reusable bags, yet, and we were quirky.  It was before South Portland charged extra for plastic bags, and before there was a sign out in front of the local Hannaford asking, "Did you remember your reusable bags?"  These days reusable bags are de rigueur.  Back then, most of the baggers had no idea what to do with our reusable bags.

It was our very first, little baby step toward getting the plastic out, and while we still end up with a few plastic bags (there's one bagger who insists on using plastic, usually without asking us.  We pick our battles, and usually reuse those plastic bags for garbage anyway), mostly, we don't have very many plastic bags in our house.  If I forget my bags, and I can get away with it, I just walk out with my purchases in hand, rather than in a bag.  I get some strange looks, but whatever.

2.  Reduce rather than Recycle

Back during those Spiral Scouts days, as a troop we talked a lot about recycling.  One of our leaders spent a lot of time trying to drum into my brain that *not* using plastic in the first place was far better than recycling it.  It took me a few listens to really understand what she was saying, because in my mind, since there was a solution for using the plastic, rather than wasting it, one was just like the other.

I was likening it to food waste.  If I grow a pumpkin in my garden, but we don't eat it, I will throw the pumpkin in my compost pile.  It becomes the dirt that I add to next year's garden in which I grow more pumpkins.  There's not waste, and it is recycling ... ish.

Unfortunately, plastic isn't pumpkin, and the recycling of plastic is not nearly as neat and eco-friendly as composting uneaten food.  Plastic can not be composted, first.  It doesn't breakdown the way organic matter does.  We all know that, right?

My mistake was in thinking that the plastic was fully reusable.  It's not.  In fact, not all plastics can be reused at all.  Some plastics are single use. Period.  But they don't breakdown.  So, then what?   What happens to the millions ... billions ... [----]llions of pounds of plastic material that is used once and then discarded?

Some of it finds a really cool life as countertops or building materials.

But too much of it ends up being shipped somewhere else and then just dumped or buried in a landfill.

WE don't have to see it or worry about it or think about it, because we put it in our little blue (plastic) bins by the curb, and it gets whisked away (by a gasoline-guzzling garbage truck), and we get to feel good that our recycling bin is more full than our garbage can.  Yay me!  Ouch on the breaking of my arm patting myself on the back.

I have to thank my old friend, LML, for working so hard to drive this point home.  It took me a while to have the Aha! moment, but I did.  Thanks for steering me in the right direction.

So, what do I do?  I make more conscious decisions when I decide to make a purchase, because recycling it isn't the same as not using it in the first place.

3.  Imagine a New Life Before You Take It

What are you going to do with that tiny yogurt container that doesn't have a lid? 

I'll be honest.  We used to like Chinese take-out.  I know.  Plastic.  But .... 

Those plastic take-out containers were reusable.  Deus Ex Machina would pack leftovers in them to take to work. 

We don't do Chinese take-out anymore, because of food sensitivities (which is a different story altogether), but I still look closely at what we're purchasing for ideas about the next life that product will have after I bring it home. 

Paperboard is burnable.

Plastic containers with lids can be reused for a variety of storage needs.  We can also use them as a scoop for our chicken and rabbit feed.  They're great as seed starting pots or for growing herbs.  The goal is to figure out what one plans to do with the container once it's finished holding whatever item it held when it was brought into the house - and the ultimate goal would be to find a use for it that doesn't include the garbage (unless turning it into a garbage receptacle is the plan.

4.  Creative Alternatives to Single-Use Plastic are Pretty Cool

I loved the Tightwad Gazette.  I have all three volumes of the compiled newsletters, PLUS I have the 2 1/2" compilation volume.  I didn't live in Maine when Amy first started her newsletter, but I really wish I had found her (or other frugalistas) back in the day.  I'd have saved a ton of money and really enjoyed using my creative brain to imagine new ways to not spend more than I had to. 

The one thing that I could never quite get on board with was the reuse of ziplock plastic baggies.  First of all, they're pretty cheap cheap to begin with.  I know.  It all adds up, but pennies to wash a bag or pennies spent on hot water and soap.  It's a trade-off, to me. 

Second, those washed bags are just ... I don't know ... ew!  If I've stored cheese in the bag, and the cheese gets moldy, I'm not really thinking I want to wash and keep that bag. 

Then, there's the fact that most of the time, the cheese already comes wrapped in plastic.  It was a total "duh" moment for me.  If I'm careful when I open the packaging, and then, I carefully wrap the plastic back around the cheese and use a rubber band to hold it closed, I don't need plastic ziplock bags. 

Sometimes I'm a little slow.  I'm sure all of you were already doing that - you know, reusing the packaging the product came in, rather than repackaging it in ziplock storage bags.

I've stopped purchasing ziplock bags, and I'm having a hard time remembering what all I used to need them for. 

The second half to this option is to consider how we purchase things. 

Instead of single-serve yogurt, can you make your own ...?  If that's too much of a learning curve, what about purchasing the big container of yogurt and portioning it into little jelly jars?

For us, we discovered it's possible to still have the convenience for most things and to avoid the waste.  We just have to make conscious and thoughtful choices.

5.  Try an Almost-Plastic-Free Option 

I've been trying to cut the soda habit here at Chez Brown for YEARS!  First, I was successful in eliminating the really bad stuff - the stuff that contains high fructose corn syrup, because we started buying only local sodas (which are a lot more expensive than the other stuff).  These are made with only real cane sugar AND they're almost invariably packaged in glass bottles.

So, woot!

But then, we had this financial snag, and we needed to cut down on what we spent at the grocery store, and so the high priced sodas were no longer an option.

We discovered seltzer water.  It's cheaper than soda, mostly, and doesn't have high fructose corn syrup, but ... darn it all, it comes in plastic bottles.

A friend turned me on to the SodaStream, and THAT solved both problems.  We can mix our own syrup, for those who want it, with just sugar and water.  I like mine straight-up.  Just carbonated water.

So, my family is okay with making our own seltzer water here at home using tap water from the kitchen sink.  We're saving a lot of money, AND there's no plastic ... well, except the SodaStream case is plastic, and the bottles we use to make the seltzer water are plastic, but all of that stays in my kitchen.  There is no plastic waste.

It was nice to find a compromise solution that made everyone happy, and that was a more eco-friendly choice.  The SodaStream is even more eco-friendly than the local sodas in glass bottles, because the glass still needs to be recycled, which takes energy.  With the SodaStream, we reuse the bottles for carbonating the tap water, and we drink the water out of a repurposed glass jar.

Repurpose and reuse?  Whoa, wait!  I've come a long way since that first cloth bag!

We still have a lot of plastic in our lives, but contrary to what the deniers claim, every little action does - or can - make a difference ... even if the difference is only in helping us find a more personally satisfying way to spend our time and money.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Dumplings or Biscuits?

... That was the question I asked each of my family members this afternoon. 

We had some chicken stew leftover from the other night.  For that meal, I made dumplings, which were all eaten, but some of the stew remained. 

It's what's for lunch today.

My, personal, preference is dumplings.  Not "slippery dumplings", which I learned ... here on this blog, actually ... are a thick egg noodle.  The ingredients are: flour, eggs, (seasonings if one wishes), and enough water to bind it into a firm, but soft dough that can be rolled out and cut. 

They're popular down south.  My mother used to make them, and I was given her recipe after I went to college.  We called them "noodles", and "chicken noodles" used to be a staple, both in my house growing up and here at Chez Brown when my daughters were much younger.

When we had to cut wheat flour out of our diet, so too went the "slippery dumplings."

It's okay, though, because I actually prefer the other kind, which are, basically, a biscuit that's cooked on top of stew.  I use the same recipe for my dumplings that I use for biscuits.  They're big and puffy and gooey ... oh, heavenly little pillows of dough!

A few years ago, before we gave up wheat flour, I used to make my own bread all of the time.  One summer, I was exploring bread options that didn't require my turning on the oven, because it was just too hot to bake. 

That summer I made several flat breads on the grill (my favorite is Na'an, which is brushed with garlic butter).  I also discovered that English Muffins are actually fried in a pan, not baked in an oven.

That was a cool discovery.

What made it even better, at least from my prepper mindset, was that those breads, assuming I had the ingredients, could be made without an oven.   Any thing I can cook that doesn't require electricity is a positive menu addition. 

Alas, gluten-free bread dough is usually a lot less firm, and so making Na'an or English Muffins hasn't worked for me.

But what I can make are dumplings, which is what I did make.

As mentioned, my dumpling recipe is the same recipe I use for making biscuits.  My family likes them, and I'm thinking that, like my grandmother, I might need to make biscuits a regular, daily staple.  I mean, if there's soup, we can always have dumplings instead. 

Gluten-Free Biscuits, or totally Awesome Gluten-Free Dumplings

2 c. Gluten-Free all purpose flour  (my favorite is Bob's Red Mill 1-to-1 Baking Flour)
1 TBSP baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
2 TBSP sugar
8 TBSP butter
1 c. buttermilk (I just use raw milk, and it works fine)

1.  Mix all of the dry ingredients in a bowl.
2.  Add butter and mix with dry ingredients until mixture resembles corn meal.
3.  Make a well in the flour mixture and add milk.  *I use my hands to mix the flour and milk into a soft, but firm dough.

For biscuits:  Pat the dough out on a cutting board until it's about an inch thick, and then, using a regular sized canning jar ring as a cutter, cut my dough into biscuit rounds.  Bake in a 400° oven until biscuits are golden brown.

For dumplings:  Roll dough into golf ball sized dough balls.  Drop into boiling stew.  Cover and cook for about fifteen minutes until dumplings have doubled in size and are cooked on the inside. 


Friday, January 5, 2018

Five Holiday Decorations that are Free or Cheap

I love holiday decorations.  I have a friend who puts up her Christmas tree in October, and it's beautiful - at least in pictures.  I admire that she can have a decoration up for so long and that it continues to sparkle and be pretty for all of that time.

I can't do that.

First, I live in a smaller-than-average house, and since we just managed to declutter anyway, devoting any space to a seasonal thing takes a lot of effort.

Second, I live in a smaller-than-average house with limited storage.  We have a lot more now that we've created a 64 square foot (ish) space for storage under our bed, but we still don't have a lot of space to store seasonal decorations.  So, everything needs to fit in one plastic tote.

Finally, I just don't have a lot of money for decorations that are used once a year and then, shoved into a dark corner.

We do have a tree.

A couple of years ago, when we were still in the midst of our remodel, and we had even less space than we have now for a tree and I lamented that we weren't going to be able to have a tree that year, my very good friend bought us a 3' tall artificial tree.  It was the most amazing gift I've ever received.  It doesn't take up a lot of space, and it stores well under the bed.

Judging from the displays at the store, holiday decorations, alone, are a huge business.  But we don't have to be sucked into crazy expensive decorating to make our spaces feel festive.  Here are five tips for decorating that are free or cheap.

1.  Paper Snowflakes

It has long been a tradition here at Chez Brown to adorn our windows with paper snowflakes.   I learned how to cut them when my girls were young, and as they grew older, I was sure to teach them the technique. 

Our snowflakes are free, except for the cost of the tape to affix them to the windows.  We use recycled paper, and, mostly, we can't see the writing. 

We have the snowflakes on windows on the two sides of the house that are visible from the road, and I get just as much pleasure looking from the inside out at my pretty snowflakes, as I do driving up to my house and seeing the little whimsy on the windows.

2.  Origami

We had our first holiday party this year after many years of not inviting folks over because the house was such a topsy-turvy mess.  In an attempt to make things look more festive, but having neither the desire nor the ability to run out to the Christmas Tree shop and buy a bunch of stuff, we opted for some homemade decorations.  

My daughter has recently discovered the art of paper folding, and she made dozens of beautiful art pieces that we attached to strings and hung from the ceiling.  In fact, a huge paper crane is flying over the bathtub.   I'm just going to leave it there for a while, because it looks pretty. 

3.  Lights

During the holiday season there are certain items that are just ridiculously cheap.  From a frugal standpoint, lights are one of the biggest bangs for one's buck.  They transform a room/space almost immediately into something sparkling and magical. 

From a prepper standpoint, lights are actually pretty useful, because in addition to the plethora of LED string lights that need to be plugged into an outlet, there are half a dozen options for battery-powered lights.  

For less than $5, I was able to find several very small strings of LED battery-operated lights AND a couple of battery-powered candles.  Neither put out a lot of light (certainly not enough to read by - especially with my weak eyes), but they're fine for things like using the bathroom.  The bonus is that we have more lighting options during a power outage, but we also have these pretty, twinkling lights to add to our holiday decor. 

4.  Candy Canes

For more years than I can count, we have used candy canes on our tree as a decoration, and it's fun to have our children and guests pick the decorations off the tree and enjoy the treat.  

At less than a dollar for a dozen, it's a hard decoration to pass up, and who doesn't love a good pepperminty treat around the holidays?

5.  Real Greenery

This time of year, every where we look, are people making and selling holiday wreaths.  While I do love to support local businesses and entrepreneurs, making one's own wreath is easy and can be free.  In addition, finding the greenery to put on one's wreath can be an adventure on its own.  Who doesn't love a brisk walk through the snow packed woods?

Plus there's the added benefit of harvesting evergreen boughs that also makes wonderful, healthful teas for this time of year.

What are your favorite, free, holiday decor traditions?

Thursday, January 4, 2018


I waded out in the storm a few minutes ago to fill up the sled with firewood. 

Waded is exactly the perfect word.  Snow was almost up to my knees.  It's actually pretty awesome.  I actually really love the snow. 

Before I could make my way out of the door, however, I had to shovel the snow away from the doorway so that when I came back into the house with the sled-full of firewood, I wouldn't track half the front yard's worth of flakes back into the house with me.  I mean, it cleans up easily since we replaced the carpeting with tile, but less is better, if we can, because an accumulation of too much snow inside the door makes it hard to firmly close the door. 

Aside:  After I came back inside 
the house, I had to mop up the 
snow-turned-to-water, and I 
said, "The floor needed to be 
mopped anyway!"  And I thought, 
"Hey, I am an optimist ;).  

While I was outside, shoveling in a blizzard, I thought about my lifestyle. 

We heat with wood (off-grid).
We cook with an electric stove (grid dependent).
We line-dry all of our clothes (off-grid).
We wash all of the clothes in a machine (grid dependent).
We have a propane hot water tank (off grid).
We have a houseful of electronic devices (grid dependent).
Most of our devices can be charged with solar chargers or the bicycle generator (off grid).
We have an electric refrigerator and freezer (grid dependent).
We can and dehydrate a lot of food each year (off grid).

We have a garden that is maintained, solely, with hand tools.
We raise chickens and rabbits for food.
I make some of my own clothes. 
We repair, if we're able, instead of purchasing new.

Have you seen those "Never have I ever" posts on Facebook?  It's a list of things one may or may not have done.  For every one "not" done, one receives a point.  On this one, I have only one point.  

I've never milked a goat.  But I have milked a cow ... and myself (both using a pump and by hand - don't judge.  I breastfed for a long time and had a very sick baby at one point).  Does that count?

Anyway, all of these things got me thinking, and I realized that, while our ultimate goal is to be free of dependence on the grid, what we have is, probably, the best of both worlds.  

I'm going to call our lifestyle "Grid Light."  We still have a lot of luxurious modern amenities, that we very much enjoy, but we also do a LOT of stuff for ourselves.  It's happy marriage.

What about you?  Are you grid-light - not off grid, but if the power goes off, it's not a big deal?


Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Storm Preps ... When You're Already Prepped

There's a storm a'coming ... according to the news reports.  It's expected to dump "double-digit" snow amounts, but it's not just the amount of snow that's the problem.  In addition to a significant accumulation of the stuff that makes Christmas so magical, there will be wind.

I watched a video weather report from a local news station this morning.  The weather guy isn't mucking about.  He's warning people of the storm, but more than that, he's saying "There WILL BE power outages.  So, be ready."  Yep.  He used those words.

He can not, and will not, say where those outages will occur.  The worst of the storm is going to be closer to the coast, and so, he's advising those of us with the beach nearby to be ready. 

His report included a lot of just commonsense advice on how to stay safe and warm during a power outage - things like, vent kerosene/propane heaters and generators OUTSIDE.  One would think that would be a given, but unfortunately, there are too many (with one being too many) carbon monoxide deaths each winter. 

We're covered for heat, as our regular heat is "alternative."  That is, it doesn't depend on the grid to function.  As a prep, I will make sure the wood box in the house is filled up, and I might stack a few logs within easier reach on the porch.  I might not.  It doesn't matter, as the wood isn't really that far away anyway.  I have a small yard.

It's unlikely that our water supply will be interrupted, but just in case, I'll make sure the extra waterers for our rabbits and chickens are thawed and filled in advance of the storm.  We have some stored drinking water.  So, we're good there. 

The freezer is already packed, and it will stay cold for a few days without electricity. 

We're prepared in most of the ways that experts advise us to be.  I mean, we're always prepared in those ways.   So ... I can take a nap, right?

This morning, I started thinking about ways that I should be prepping - just in case we lose power, and I realized that I do, actually, have a few things I could be doing - rather than napping (although, I may do that too, because these preps won't take long).

There are certain modern luxuries to which I have access, and which I regularly use ... and potentially take for granted.  Most of us don't even think about those things until we don't have them.  I thought about them today.

The first is my washing machine.  It's this bulky, metal thing that sits in the laundry closet in our bathroom.  A few times a week, I turn the little knob so that water begins to fill the tub, and then, I add clothes and detergent, and walk away.  A bit later, I return, pull the wet (presumably, clean) clothes out of the machine, and hang them up, either on the drying rack or outside on the line ... or both, depending on what was in there (sheets and blankets go on the line outside year round). 

If we lose power, I won't be able to take advantage of this magic machine.  I can still do laundry, but it's a lot more labor intensive and time consuming if I have to do it in the wash tub and put the clothes through the wringer. 

I'm doing laundry today.

The second is my dishwasher.  I have a counter-top sized dishwasher.  It's about half the size of a regular dishwasher.  Usually, this size of a dishwasher is reserved for single people or couples without children who live in tiny apartments.  It shouldn't be big enough for my family of four, but we make it work.  We run it once a day, on average. 

The dishwasher is an almost sinful convenience.  There has been a lot of debate about whether hand washing or using a machine is more eco-friendly.  I've read all of the arguments on both sides of the fence, and initially, I was firmly in the hand-washing camp.  In the end, what sold me on the dishwasher was washing jars.  The problem is that getting my hand in those jars can be a challenge.  I can do it, if I soap up my hand, but I have bruised my pinky knuckle trying to wash those jar, and I've broken a few jars around my fist.  Neither is fun.

But there's more than just the injury potential that makes me favor the dishwasher for cleaning my jars.  I'm a bit of a neurotic when it comes to cleaning canning jars, because I not only use those jars daily as drinking glasses, but I store food in them.  Improperly preserved food can result in illness and/or death.  I'll be honest.  Botulism scares the shit out of me.  So, I'm really careful. 

I'll be doing as many dishwasher loads as it takes to get all of the dishes out of my sink before tomorrow's storm gets into full swing.

The last is my vacuum cleaner.  I have a love-hate relationship with that particular tool.  In the 1950s someone told housewives that they needed to convince their husbands that they needed wall-to-wall carpeting.  Oh, that soft, luxurious warmth underfoot probably felt like Nirvana to people who were accustomed to rising in the morning and treading across a cold, wood or tile floor.  If I had grown up without carpeting and central heat, I might have thought it was pretty awesome, too.

Housewives were also convinced, through the lying cheats in the marketing industry, that keeping the carpeted floors clean was a lot easier and less labor intensive than keeping the wood or tile floors clean.  Vacuuming is not easier than sweeping with a broom.  Steam-cleaning the carpets is not easier, nor less labor intensive (and certainly not less resource wasting) than mopping. 

So, yeah.  Someone lied. 

I hate our throw-away society.  Carpeting is not made to last.  It wears out.  In fact, it wears out pretty quickly.  The life span of carpeting is 10 years, which is longer than most people own their homes.  When Deus Ex Machina and I bought our house, our realtor assured us that, when we were ready to upgrade ... in five years ... she would look forward to working with us again.  Say, what?  Apparently, the average length of stay in a home is five years.  Which means that most people don't replace the flooring in their homes - not while they're living there.  We've been in this house for twenty years.  We're above average, apparently.

Just let me say that replacing the flooring, while one is living in the house, sucks.  Any renovation, while still inhabiting the dwelling, kind of sucks, and you all know that I know this to be fact.  Changing the flooring is difficult, because one can not live on that floor while one is replacing it, and so things have to be disrupted.  If one is transitioning to a long-lasting flooring option - like tile - the process is days' long.   Compare that to carpeting, which takes a few hours to remove and install.

But, let me just repeat that keeping a non-carpeted floor clean off-grid, or when the grid is down, is a lot easier than cleaning carpets when there are no machines, which is why I'm working, diligently, to remove all carpets from my house, and while I'm almost there, we still have three rooms with carpet, including my office.

As such, one of my pre-storm preps will be to vacuum that carpet.  I'll probably vacuum it more than once, because I have really big dogs ... who shed ... a lot. 

Today, in advance of the storm, I'll be prepping ... doing laundry, doing dishes, vacuuming the floors. 

Huh?  Guess it's just like any other day after all.

If you're in the path of a storm, what are you doing to prep?

Monday, January 1, 2018

2017 - The Year of the Long Emergency??

2017 was a very interesting year here at Chez Brown.  So many things happened - here, to us personally, but also in the world. 

If I were into fear-mongering, 2017 was one of the best years, ever, for trying to rally people into preparedness.  I mean, we have a Leader who seems hell-bent on getting us into a war, on destroying the environment, and on allowing Big Business more freedom to kill us with their poison food and questionably safe practices. 

It was a banner year for those with a prepping mindset.

And, yet, somehow, those voices were oddly silent. 

What I did see in 2017 were a lot of politically-motivated articles on preparedness websites, mostly about how we needed to guard ourselves against the liberals.  I'm not going to delve into a political discussion here, because that's not what I do, but it is interesting that each side is always pointing the finger, but never looking back to where those other three fingers are pointing.  What's that saying, "Every time you point a finger, there are three fingers pointing right back at you"?


There was a lot of blog fodder that I, and most places where I used to read, chose not to address.  I guess when the fiction starts to become too real, it's easier to just pretend it's not so real after all.  I'm not saying that I ostriched myself, because I didn't.  I also didn't employ a wait-and-see attitude.  In fact, we continued to do what we have always done:  we raised meat birds; we planted a garden; we harvested and preserved food; we gathered for our winter heat; we lived our lives, like we always do.

For most of the year, as I watched events unfold that were too close to those dystopian fiction novels I love, I didn't tap out a blog post, because ... well, frankly, I felt most of the time that I'd already said it.  Sometimes blogging about the end of the world, when it's a whimper rather than a bang, begins to feel too much like a being broken record. 

In 2017, unlike most years, here at Chez Brown, we were forced to really look at our financial health.  Deus Ex Machina was laid-off last summer.  We made it through without a hiccup, but when it happened, we sat down and did some really number crunching.  We were golden, at our current level of spending, for a couple of months.  We eased back on our spending, and it carried us through the entire summer without having to make any crazy changes, and then, Deus Ex Machina was hired by a national company that, as it turns out, has some pretty stellar benefits.  It's a good paycheck.

But what's odd is that, even as we are making more money than we've ever made, ever, we aren't living like we make more money than we've ever made, ever.  We live the same as we've always lived.  We don't vacation in Barbados.  We're not paying for expensive toys: there are no boats in dry dock, jet skis in one of those "toy trailers" or snowmobiles out in the yard.  We don't have a big, expensive house.  Our truck is ten years old and was bought used.  Our car is almost five years old. 

I've been a long-time fan of James Howard Kunstler.  Ever since I read, The Long Emergency, I've listened to what he says, because, frankly, too much of what he supposes could happen in his book IS happening.  It's happening now, but so slowly that we aren't paying attention - the proverbial frogs in simmering water.  By the time we figure it out, we'll be boiled ... unless ....

The above experience with our income is a really good example of that slow boil.  We make more money than we've ever made before, and yet, we live the same - by choice, of course, but also not, because we choose not to go into significant debt to have those toys, and make no mistake, it would require us going into debt to get those things. 

Which makes it even crazier, right? 

I follow a frugality blog called 100 Dollars a Month.  It's an awesome blog, and I have a guest post there.   When I first started reading Mavis' blog, I completely discounted most of her advice on buying groceries, because at the time, a lot of her advice centered on buying cheap food that was on sale or for which she had coupons.  We were eating, mostly, local foods, and there are rarely coupons for that sort of dietary staple.  It also doesn't go on sale.  I pay $6/gallon for raw milk.  When the milk is old, the farmer doesn't mark it down in an attempt to still sell it.  He feeds it to the pigs. 

Mavis is still blogging, and she still has a lot of great frugal advice, but she no longer feeds her family on $100 a month.  She, now, feeds her family on $250 month.  That number still seems incredibly low to me.  Even with all of the food we grow ourselves, we still spend a lot more at the grocery store per month than $250.  But if she says that's what she spends, I believe her.  I'm still trying to make it happen for my family. 

Don't judge.  It's a journey, alright ...!

The thing is that Mavis was feeding her family on $100 a month, and now, she's spending one and a half times what she used to spend - just to feed her family.

One and a half TIMES. 

Deus Ex Machina and I were having a discussion this morning.  I observed that the price per barrel for oil has been hovering around $40 for a long time, and yet, the price of gasoline and heating oil has not gone down.  Here in Maine, we're spending, on average, $2.50 per gallon for gasoline.  I realize that's cheap compared to other places, but with oil at $40/barrel, we should be paying less than $2/gallon.

He says it's inflation.  It's the ever-increasing minimum wage.  It's the cost of labor.

But per the government reports, inflation is at an all-time low.  Minimum wage was last increased in 2009, and, in fact, minimum wage peaked in 1968, when it was (adjusted for 2016 dollars) over $8/hour.  Today's minimum wage is not even what the average worker was being paid in 1968 - and we thought we were poor back then!  Ha! 

Employment is at an all-time high, but that statistic includes everyone who has a job including people who are only working part-time, because they have to have a job, and they can't find a full-time job (as such employment figures are misleading when using those figures to discuss the "recovering economy") or who are working in jobs with incomes that don't fit their education/experience level, i.e. underemployed. 

According to this article, we're experiencing some strange economic anomaly.   Apparently, low unemployment is supposed to cause an increase in inflation, but it hasn't.  And, yet, prices are increasing, but not because of inflation. 

Then, he said something really profound and is actually the crux of the issue:  Exxon Mobile is reporting record-high profits. 

Well, isn't that special?

So, back to our personal income.  We make more than we've ever made, and, yet, we live just like we always have.  In fact, we'll be doing a spending moratorium in January to get our finances in order ... and, again, we didn't get crazy with the Cheese Whiz and buy a 50" flat screen TV for Christmas, or buy all new furnishes for our "new bedroom", or get Hamilton tickets for next summer, or embark on any ridiculously costly or extravagant spending excursion.  We spent our, usual, modest amount on Christmas gifts.  We paid our bills.  We bought groceries. 

But there's more. 

We did finish a room remodel this summer.  Expensive, right?  Wrong!  The paint for the room was less than $20 - total.  The ceiling was free, except for the nails.  The flooring was free, except for the finishing tools and products (which, all total, cost less than $500, including renting a sander).  We reused our old furniture with the exception of the purchase of an armoire ... used, that cost $70, and it was purchased LAST winter.  We drove through a snowstorm to get it.   

Speaking of furniture, after we finished the room remodel, I started looking for some very specific furniture pieces to fit into our space.  I wanted wing-backed chairs, because I like the style and it's a nice chair for small, cramped spaces.  I wanted a storage ottoman for our living room to give us storage in that small, narrow room and for extra seating when we have more than four people in the room.  We opted for an armoire in our bedroom rather than building a closet.  All of those pieces, altogether - four chairs, a storage ottoman, and the armoire - cost us $210. 
So, what the hell?  We finished the room, and it was, mostly, free.  All of our "new-to-us" furniture was purchased used from FB Yardsale sites (including our "new" glasstop convection oven - a different post :)).   And, yet, we don't have a huge savings or some ridiculous disposable income for crazy luxuries.

We are in the midst of Kunstler's long emergency.  Everything is getting more expensive, and even if wages kept pace with the ever increasing cost of living, we'd still be exactly where we've always been. 

But wages won't keep pace, because they don't.  If inflation also increases, we're really going to be struggling.  Those folks who are already struggling will find themselves in greater dire straits - financially speaking.

I haven't seen a lot of prepper talk over the last year or so.  My prepper community has been strangely quiet about stocking up and such. 

What I have seen, however, are preppers talking about frugality.  I've done it, too.  We're understanding, perhaps, that we are, indeed, in the Long Emergency, and that stockpiling for TEOTWAWKI looks a heck of a lot different than we imagined a decade ago. 

Instead of getting ready for some big event, we're realizing that we need to be prepared, ever-ready (like a flashlight), for those every day things that happen. 

Like a job loss.

Or a hurricane (which in Puerto Rico in 2017, was/is, actually, their TEOTWAWKI).

Or a wildfire.

Or a flood. 

In fact, what we're discovering is that we don't need to be stockpiling for TEOTWAWKI, what we need to be doing is learning to live more with less.

My wishlist included a book called Muddy Branch: Memories of an Eastern Kentucky Coal Camp, written by Clyde Roy Pack.  The memoir details Pack's experiences as a child growing up in the much maligned coal camps of yesteryear.  He says, in the opening pages, "... we were poor - which wasn't really all that big a deal since we didn't know it until we were grown and LBJ came and declared war on our poverty."  He adds, "I never in my life went to bed hungry."

Maybe it's time for us to accept the fact that, more than ever, we need to learn to not depend wholly on a crumbling infrastructure and a disinterested government body to save us.  What we need, instead, is to learn skills like cooking, gardening, and chopping wood; to stockpile and learn to use tools that don't require electricity; to create a lifestyle that doesn't force us into dependence, but rather elevates us into self-sufficiency. 

What's more valuable than money in the bank?  Not needing money in the bank.